a letter.

to the dirtbag that robbed me of my one christmas present:

you suck.

and i hope that you get caught and sent to jail. or better yet, prison.

i do appreciate that you returned the picture of my parents and the jesus dvd. but you probably should have kept the jesus dvd. it seems you need it more than i do. seriously.

and just so you know, you are really lucky that i wasn't at home when you brought what you "found" on the street in front of your house (at a non-existent address, btw) back to my house. if i had, you (a miserable and sorry excuse for a human being) would be sitting in a jail cell right now. i know you think that you got away with this, but i promise, you will get caught. karma is a bee-otch.

again, you suck. and i know that it is christmas and i need to be forgiving, but that doesn't mean that i can't think you suck. cause you do.

someone who was having a hard time getting into the christmas spirit anyway.

(to my friends and family--there is a good chance that if you sent me a package, it was stolen. if i haven't let you know that i received your package and you believe it should have already arrived, i'm sorry to be the one to break it to you, but it's gone forever. sorry.)


  1. I was hoping this would be a form a therapy for you - feel any better? I'm so sorry, but not sorry for the creep who took your stuff, may he choke on one of the stolen pistachio nuts!

  2. awww chelle, i'm sorry, it's hard to be forgiving...why does it feel so violating when someone steals from you. i echo kristen's final thought

  3. Argh! I'm angry for you Chelle!What a dirtbag!! And who "selectively" steals from a Christmas package! Obviously the Jesus dvd was too much for their concious! I agree with Kris and Laurie...choke on the pistachio, theif!

  4. ack! who steals at christmas? actually, i'm beginning to think a lot of people do. do we really live in such a crummy world? :(

    miss you friend.