to the dirtbag that robbed me of my one christmas present:
and i hope that you get caught and sent to jail. or better yet, prison.
i do appreciate that you returned the picture of my parents and the jesus dvd. but you probably should have kept the jesus dvd. it seems you need it more than i do. seriously.
and just so you know, you are really lucky that i wasn't at home when you brought what you "found" on the street in front of your house (at a non-existent address, btw) back to my house. if i had, you (a miserable and sorry excuse for a human being) would be sitting in a jail cell right now. i know you think that you got away with this, but i promise, you will get caught. karma is a bee-otch.
again, you suck. and i know that it is christmas and i need to be forgiving, but that doesn't mean that i can't think you suck. cause you do.
someone who was having a hard time getting into the christmas spirit anyway.
(to my friends and family--there is a good chance that if you sent me a package, it was stolen. if i haven't let you know that i received your package and you believe it should have already arrived, i'm sorry to be the one to break it to you, but it's gone forever. sorry.)